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Domestic Shipping

Currently we only ship to the United States. Shipping is a $2.50 flat rate. Orders over $40 (8 cards or more) ship free. We ship via USPS within 1-3 business days of receiving your order. Need it sooner? Email us at

Refund Policy (Or Lack Thereof)

All sales are final and non-refundable. But if, for whatever reason, you are not satisfied with your order, shoot us an email. If you’re not just being a whiny baby, we’ll try to make it right.

Age Restriction

This website is for grown-ass people. By using this nasty site you represent that you are at least 18 years old. If you are not at least 18 years old, you may only use this site if your parent or guardian consents and assumes full responsibility for your use of the site. This site is not intended for use by children under the age of 13.

Intellectual Property

This site contains intellectual property owned by Emily Farris. Emily Farris reserves all rights to the intellectual property presented on this site. You may not publish, create derivative works from, or in any way exploit any of the site, in whole or in part, without the prior, express written agreement of Emily Farris. But links are great. Please link to this site.