Huge news! Maybe you’ve already heard? It’s officially fucking fall! Like, for real — on the calendar and in the air. We even turned off our air conditioning yesterday (though I may have to turn it back on later this week, because I’m a horrible steward of the earth who literally can’t stand the heat) and I probably could have worn a light jacket last night. A JACKET. To celebrate this blessing from Mother Nature, I present your Halloween-themed printable October 2017 calendar, available now as a free digital download.
This calendar might look slightly familiar, because aren’t all calendars just a bunch of blank boxes that make you feel like, hey, this is going to be a new month, maybe I can take a deep breath…until you start writing down shit and get to, like, the second Tuesday and realize that you’re never going to have time to get a pedicure ever again? So, yeah, it may also look familiar because I am super fucking busy now that I have a job-job. I borrowed a few elements from the August calendar, but I also added some other stuff that’s supposedly spooky, like droopy pines and bats and shit.
So, the calendar is free. The only catch — of course there’s a catch; we’re on the internet in 2017! — is that you need to “buy” the digital file from my store. But you don’t have to pay any money or give any credit card info or anything like that. And I promise I won’t sell your email address, or stalk you (unless you’re, like, a super-cool Instagram mom who will make me feel inadequate every time you post). I just need to track downloads and shit, and maybe someday I’ll even send a newsletter. (But, like, do people even still open those?) Also, I think if you create an account it makes it really easy to download it next time.
In exchange for this free item from my shop, the only thing I ask is that you follow me on Instagram. ‘Cause it’s about to get fall AF up in there. Who am I kidding? It already has. As I’ve mentioned probably 77 times in various places, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and also the official holiday of Festive AF. So just you wait. And here’s the link one more time in case you missed it, and now you may carry on with downloading your very own printable October 2017 calendar.
And, really, don’t forget to follow me on Instagram. (We’re on the honor system here. Don’t be a dick.)