Oh, hi, friends and Random Internet People. It’s that time of the month again! Well, honestly, it’s a little later in the month than I’d hoped, but it’s finally time to get your printable August 2017 calendar, available now as a free digital download. And even though I have a fancy new shitty printer, I’m keeping it black and white. Because all the printers are shitty. All of them. Even your nice one that cost way more than mine did. And, sure, I’ll admit it: I don’t want to use up all of that expensive color ink, and I bet you don’t, either. Plus, this month’s design — which is supposed to be eclipse-ish, but obviously it’s not an eclipse — works quite well in black and white.
Also, I finally figured out how to mine your data and shit! Well, sort of. If you’ve been downloading these free printable calendars since I started doing them in May, you’ll notice the process is a little different (and possibly — okay, definitely — more annoying) than before. Now, instead of just a one-click download, you need to “buy” the digital file from my store. But you don’t have to pay any money or give any credit card info or anything like that. Still, sorry. I promise I won’t sell your email address, or stalk you (unless you’re really cool), and you can even give me a fake phone number and mailing address if you want. I just need to start tracking downloads, and if I ever get my shit together enough to send a newsletter, you’ll be among the first to get it (yes, you detected that slight sarcasm correctly).
In exchange for this free item from my shop, the only thing I ask (other than giving every detail about your life) is that you follow me on Instagram. That’s not so hard, now is it? Really, it’s NOT hard. Here’s the link one more time in case you missed it, and now you may carry on with downloading your very own printable August 2017 calendar, Eclipse Edition!
And don’t forget to follow me on Instagram. (We’re on the honor system here. Don’t be a dick.)