An Ode to the Simple Whiskey Soda
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A damn fine cup of drink.

Here’s Your Damn St. Patrick’s Day Cocktail
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You’d think that as a person who loves holidays almost as much as I love drinking, I’d be all over the major drinking holidays. But … Read More

Valentine’s Day Is Fucking Bullshit, But You Should Drink This Pink Drink, Anyway
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I don’t do Valentine’s Day. As far as I’m concerned, if you feel the need to go all out on a holiday that exists … Read More

The Best Fucking Thanksgiving Cocktail in the World
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I’ve created probably a hundred catchy cocktails for various websites, but this one, a Thanksgiving-themed tipple, is one of my all-time favorites. I’m going to go out … Read More