inappropriate greeting cards potty mouth greeting cards honest greeting cards cards with fuckInappropriate greeting cards for when you care enough to send exactly what you’re thinking.
These are definitely not Hallmark cards (though they’re made in the same damn city).
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thank you so fucking much greeting card festive as fuck
Thank You So Fucking Much Card

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

For when you’re really fucking grateful.

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this fucking sucks sympathy card
This Fucking Sucks Sympathy Card

THIS FUCKING SUCKS

An honest sympathy card for when shit just fucking sucks.

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i fucking love you greeting card
I Fucking Love You Greeting Card

I FUCKING LOVE YOU

For your boo on Valentine’s Day or your favorite person any fucking day.

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happy fucking birthday card
Happy Fucking Birthday Card

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

Because this is what you really say to your friends on their birthdays.

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holy shit greeting card
Holy Shit Greeting Card

HOLY SHIT

Great for pregnancy, marriage, big purchases and other milestones.

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thank you so fucking much greeting card festive as fuck
10-Pack Thank You So Fucking Much Card

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

For when you’re really, really fucking grateful for more than one thing. Save $12 when you buy a 10-pack!

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Funny Father's Day Card
You’re The Shit, Dad Greeting Card

YOU’RE THE SHIT, DAD

A funny Father’s Day card or birthday card for the dad who loves his “me” time.

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