Pretty Pink Party Punch

pretty pink party punchWednesday night, I held the inaugural Creativity + Cocktails at my studio in Kansas City. I won’t gush too much about it, but it was amazing and everyone was so supportive and inspiring, and Robin Krause of Unbakery and Juicery not only brought amazing ginger bites — she’s a badass boss lady who taught me so much about running a business in one night. You see, I don’t know much about the operations or financial aspects of running a company; I’m more the scatterbrained creative type who has fabulous ideas, never opens my mail, and hates talking about money. But I can put together a mean cocktail, and for this event I made my Pretty Pink Party Punch — a willy nilly concoction I never make the same way twice.

pretty pink party punchThe basics are always the same, of course: Combine a shitton of bourbon with about as much ruby-red grapefruit juice and a fuckload of ginger beer, then top it off with (comparatively) a little bit of Angostura bitters.

Anyway, in preparation for the event, I bought two handles of cheap bourbon, three big things of ruby-red grapefruit juice, and three four-packs of ginger beer. I chilled everything overnight, and on Wednesday, I started putting together the cocktail by emptying both handles of bourbon into my drink dispenser. Every. Last. Drop. Then I added ruby-red grapefruit juice until the dispenser looked a little full (a bottle and a half in), and topped it off with ginger beer (eight cans) until everything almost reached the top. I finished with Angostura bitters to taste (a lot of aggressive shakes) and it was perfect. In fact, the only complaint I got was that it was too strong. SHUT UP. THAT’S NOT A THING.

I posted it on Instagram and then people started asking me for ratios. SHUT UP. THAT’S NOT A THING, EITHER. Okay, I know it is, and because I love you, I played with it again last night to deliver this recipe-that’s-not-really-a-recipe to you. pretty pink party punchAfter doing some really fucking confusing math — on paper! — (ounces and liters times this and divided by this and plus this and fuck that) I figured out that the only real difference between the ratios I give below and what I made on Wednesday night is that the OG version actually had more bourbon than anything else. Oops. Sorry. Maybe it was a little strong.

And in certain light, it’s possible this Pretty Pink Party Punch is a little more peach-y than pink-y, but “pretty pink” sounds better than “pretty peach.” Just deal with it. It’s pretty either way. And after a few drinks, will you really even give a shit?

Pretty Pink Party Punch


1 part bourbon
1 part ruby-red grapefruit juice
1 part ginger beer
Angostura bitters


Add the bourbon, ruby-red grapefruit juice, and ginger beer to a punch bowl and stir. Add the Angostura bitters to taste, then stir again. Serve over ice.

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Creativity + Cocktails September 13

suba-nadarajah-creativity-cocktails-september-13As I mentioned a few weeks ago, I recently I found myself without studio mates and instead of getting new ones, decided to make up the lost income by offering workshops in my big, beautiful space. But not specific skill-based workshops like macrame or sensual massage. More the kind of thing I’d want to attend: Networking and idea workshopping for creative and professional women. With cocktails, of course.

Luckily, Kansas City is full of badass, inspiring women, and for the second Creativity + Cocktails event, I’m thrilled to have Suba Nadarajah, the Director of Design at VML, as the featured speaker.

The moment I met Suba, I fell in love with her. She’d just come from a horse show and I’d just walked into a coffee shop on a 100-degree day and was pretty sure I smelled like a horse. We hit it off immediately, but I get the sense that happens with everyone who meets Suba. She’s warm and funny and really just damn cool. I could have talked to her for hours and in the short time we did speak, I learned that she’s an artist, a world traveler, an animal lover, photographer, and a mid-century modern enthusiast. She also makes a point of seeking out amazing food and leads group meditations. Oh, and in addition to directing design at one of the world’s top digital agencies, she designed her own damn house! NBD. The kitchen was featured in Dwell a few years ago so you can sneak a peek here.

I’m so excited to learn even more about Suba and what inspires her at the next Creativity + Cocktails event on Wednesday, September 13.

Sidework Studio photo by Jennifer Wetzel Photography professional women's networkingAfter a moderated Q&A with Suba, we’ll chat about our own projects, brainstorm, and support each other in our creative and business endeavors. It will be part learning, part networking, part big-idea workshop, part cocktail party, and all sorts of women lifting up and inspiring other women.

Now, please keep in mind that I use the terms “creative” and “professional” very loosely. Don’t be scared off by them! If you make something, or want to make something, or make money at making something, or are trying to make money at making something, or have an idea of how you might like to make money making something someday, that all counts! Whether you’re looking for a little inspiration, have an idea that could use some feedback, or just want to spend an evening mingling and having a few drinks with some fabulous local females (sorry, dudes), this event series is for you! And it’s for me. As I’ve mentioned more than once, I’m great at ideas and making pretty shit, but terrible at business things and money. (And after a few drinks I might even tell you about all the arguments my husband and I get into over money and how bad I am at it. Apologies in advance.)

Also, I know I previously teased this as going down the first Wednesday of every month, but in September that week is a holiday and I was so excited to get Suba on the schedule that we’re bumping it to the second Wednesday of the month this time. Deal with it.

Anyway, there are only 20 tickets available (and the first one sold out in one day) so get yours now and I’ll see you at my studio on September 13th!

September 13 Creativity + Cocktails Tickets

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A Drink for My Bitter Old Soul

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cocktail with fernet-brancaHere’s a thing that’s true about me: Every time I drink a cocktail with Fernet-Branca in it, I feel like like a real fucking adult. I mean, I know all cocktails are technically supposed to be for grown-ups, but who the fuck do you think is drinking Long Island Iced Teas and Red Bulls with Vodka? And Sour Apple Pucker straight from the bottle (me, in high school). NOT mature adults with discerning palates, I’ll tell you that much.

But you know who drinks a cocktail with Fernet-Branca? Someone who enjoys the taste of booze and bitters a little too much, that’s who. Someone with a refined-as-fuck palate who appreciates a strong, herbal amaro, but who isn’t a fucking masochist and also mixes it with a sweet-and-spicy ginger liqueur, whiskey, and club soda. Or just someone who kind of likes bitter shit and appreciates balanced flavors. Maybe someone who likes to pretend she’s all sophisticated but drinks $8 bottles of wine and wants to be buried with a baker’s dozen of Taco Bell’s Crunchwrap Supreme. cocktail with fernet-brancaAnyway, despite my ever-so-eclectic tastes, I’ve always enjoyed Fernet-Branca in whiskey cocktails, and I’ve always enjoyed ginger in whiskey cocktails. So, for this one, I decided to combine all three. Because of its powerful herbal, bitter flavor, a little Fernet-Branca goes a long way, so there’s not too much in there. The result is a drink that’s not too sweet, not too gingery, not too strong — not too anything, really. It’s a perfect cocktail for a fucking adult to sip on a hot summer night.

The Bubbly Biddy


1 ounce whiskey
1 ounce Barrow’s Intense ginger liqueur
1 teaspoon Fernet Branca
Club soda
Lemon wedge for garnish


Add the whiskey, Barrow’s, and Fernet to a collins glass. Stir and add a handful of ice. Top off with club soda, give it a gentle stir, then garnish with a lemon wedge. Enjoy.

Full disclosure, Barrow’s Intense Ginger Liqueur sent me a bottle to play with after I gave them a shoutout in a post, but I’ve purchased it with my own damn money before so there.

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Free Digital Download: August 2017 Calendar

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free printable august 2017 calendarOh, hi, friends and Random Internet People. It’s that time of the month again! Well, honestly, it’s a little later in the month than I’d hoped, but it’s finally time to get your printable August 2017 calendar, available now as a free digital download. And even though I have a fancy new shitty printer, I’m keeping it black and white. Because all the printers are shitty. All of them. Even your nice one that cost way more than mine did. And, sure, I’ll admit it: I don’t want to use up all of that expensive color ink, and I bet you don’t, either. Plus, this month’s design — which is supposed to be eclipse-ish, but obviously it’s not an eclipse — works quite well in black and white.

free printable august 2017 calendarAlso, I finally figured out how to mine your data and shit! Well, sort of. If you’ve been downloading these free printable calendars since I started doing them in May, you’ll notice the process is a little different (and possibly — okay, definitely — more annoying) than before. Now, instead of just a one-click download, you need to “buy” the digital file from my store. But you don’t have to pay any money or give any credit card info or anything like that. Still, sorry. I promise I won’t sell your email address, or stalk you (unless you’re really cool), and you can even give me a fake phone number and mailing address if you want. I just need to start tracking downloads, and if I ever get my shit together enough to send a newsletter, you’ll be among the first to get it (yes, you detected that slight sarcasm correctly).

In exchange for this free item from my shop, the only thing  I ask (other than giving every detail about your life) is that you follow me on Instagram. That’s not so hard, now is it? Really, it’s NOT hard. Here’s the link one more time in case you missed it, and now you may carry on with downloading your very own printable August 2017 calendar, Eclipse Edition!

Get Your Free Printable August 2017 Calendar

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A Green Wine (And Gin!) Spritzer

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Vinho Verde Wine Spritzer RecipeRemember white wine spritzers? For some reason, I’ve always thought of them as something old people with drinking problems have at lunch. (I mean, isn’t that what they are?) I can’t even remember any specific old person drinking them, or anyone ever consuming one at any lunch I’ve ever been a part of, but it’s just a general sense I got as a kid. Anyway, it turns out they’re really pretty good, and they’re definitely refreshing as fuck. And — despite the fact that I just got a giant tattoo on my right arm — there are surely kids out there who consider me an old person with a drinking problem. So it’s about damn time I create my own take on the white wine spritzer: the vinho verde wine spritzer.

Of course, this differs pretty significantly from the classic old person lunch cocktail. A basic white wine spritzer is made with just white wine, club soda, and a fruity garnish. This vhino verde wine spritzer starts out a bit like a julep (I muddle mint with simple syrup and lime juice), veers toward gin and tonic territory (um, I add some gin), then settles in nicely with the rest of the senior-preferred cocktails with wine, club soda, and a lime wheel for garnish. Except instead of the usual white wine, I use vinho verde — my summer love.

Vinho Verde Wine Spritzer Recipe“Vinho verde” is Portuguese for “green wine,” and unlike most of the wines we’re used to, it isn’t made with any specific type of grape — just young (or “green”) grapes. While it comes in a variety of colors, my preferred vinho verde, Casal Garcia, is a white and it’s only $8 or $9 a bottle at my local grocery store (and even cheaper online). It’s bright, and a little tart, and not at all oaky or buttery. It’s perfect for a minty, boozy, summery spritzer.

Vinho Verde Wine Spritzer Recipe

Vinho Verde Wine Spritzer


6-8 fresh mint leaves
¾ ounce simple syrup
½ ounce (or 1 tablespoon — it’s the same damn measurement!) fresh-squeezed lime juice
1.5 ounces gin
4 ounces vinho verde
Club soda
Lime wheel for garnish


Muddle the mint leaves with the simple syrup and lime juice (using the handle end of a wooden spoon) in the bottom of a large stemmed or stemless red wine glass (really, it needs to be big because of all the shit we’re going to put into it). Add the gin and vinho verde and stir, then add a handful of ice. Top off with the club soda, give it another quick stir, garnish with the lime wheel, and enjoy on a hot fucking day. Perhaps even over lunch. With your old friends.

NOTE: I played with the amount of simple syrup and because I don’t really like sweet drinks, landed on ¾ ounce as the best option. If you like a slightly sweeter drink, make it a full ounce.

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