Even though May is my birthday month, I decided to give you a gift. Generous, right? I know. It’s a printable May 2017 calendar featuring pretty peonies, and it’s available at the bottom of this post as a free digital download.
Now, as much as I love color, I decided to keep it black and white — because if your printer sucks as much as mine does, this is as good as it gets. (Seriously, why the hell is printer technology stuck in 1997?). Plus, if you’re into coloring and have a stash of super-sharp colored pencils or fine-point markers, you can fancy it up yourself. So, it’s useful, and a kind of a craft (or maybe more of an art project), and possibly even a stress reliever. Best of all, it’s free. And who doesn’t love free shit?
While I’ll eventually probably ask people to sign up for a newsletter or something to get the file (and I’ll most definitely get it up earlier in the month going forward), this time I’m keeping things simple. In fact, the only thing I ask in return is that you follow me on Instagram already. That’s not so hard, now is it?
And if you feel like jotting down my birthday, it’s the 9th. And I’ll be 35. Oh, holy hell.
And don’t forget to follow me on Instagram. (We’re on the honor system here. Don’t be a dick.)