Hey, I’d love to hear from you. I mean, unless you’re writing to say something stupid like, “Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?” Because 1. It’s none of your damn business, and 2. I prefer not to kiss my mom. But I do kiss my husband and my sweet, sweet toddler son — and even our dirty dogs — with this mouth. And they’re all totally fine with it.

Do you have a fun new craft supply you want me to try out? Or a spirit or mixer you think I’d love? Then, sure, I’d love to hear from you.

If you hate forms, you can just email me at hello@thatsfestiveaf.com.

But—as a person who hates the phone—if you ever try to track down my phone number and call me, you’re dead to me.