Valentine’s Day Is Fucking Bullshit, But You Should Drink This Pink Drink, Anyway
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I don’t do Valentine’s Day. As far as I’m concerned, if you feel the need to go all out on a holiday that exists … Read More

5 Really Good Fucking Reasons to Stay in on New Year’s Eve
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I know I’m in a minority, at least among my friends and family, but for years, I’ve refused to leave my house on December … Read More

A Damn Fine Homemade Bourbon Eggnog That Doesn’t Need to Age
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Try this recipe once, and you’ll never buy that saccharine shit they sell at the grocery store again.  By definition, eggnog is simply a … Read More

Make This Shit for Holiday Gifts: Homemade Coffee Liqueur
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I love the idea of homemade holiday gifts, but I usually don’t get around to them in time. Seriously, who has the fucking time … Read More

Christmas Cocktail Cream Dream: Nuts & Berries
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You guys, sometimes my mom would let me drink booze before I was 21. Maybe she was festive as fuck. Or maybe she was … Read More

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